Please God
Allah
Great goat person in the sky
Or whoever the pagans worship
Please
Don’t let aliens land at Circle K
First contact shouldn’t be so embarrassing
Seriously
The K is the Mos Eisley of gas stations
You will never find
A more wretched hive
Of scum and villainy
My hands are in the air, Mr. Omnipotent
Mr. All Powerful
Try to understand
If our extraterrestrial visitors arrive
And are greeted with a half-clothed
Crack head
I don’t think I need to tell you
We’re all fucked
That means you too
So let’s not mess about
It would be mutually beneficial
If you just killed all the aliens
Because
Let’s be honest
Earth is really the Circle K
Of the entire universe
Cool?
MS
