A Prayer To God

Please God

Allah

Great goat person in the sky

Or whoever the pagans worship

Please

Don’t let aliens land at Circle K

First contact shouldn’t be so embarrassing

Seriously

The K is the Mos Eisley of gas stations

You will never find

A more wretched hive

Of scum and villainy

My hands are in the air, Mr. Omnipotent

Mr. All Powerful

Try to understand

If our extraterrestrial visitors arrive

And are greeted with a half-clothed

Crack head

I don’t think I need to tell you

We’re all fucked

That means you too

So let’s not mess about

It would be mutually beneficial

If you just killed all the aliens

Because

Let’s be honest

Earth is really the Circle K

Of the entire universe

Cool?

                                                           

MS